Arrr, matey! Bryson Stott's magic armband spilled the beans 'bout a wee matey’s gender mid-game! Haaarrr!
2025-04-05
Arrr, matey! During the grand battle 'gainst the Dodgers, our swashbucklin’ second mate Bryson Stott donned curious contraptions to aid in a matey’s gender reveal! Aye, 'twas a sight to see—shiver me timbers, hope he didn't mistake the cannon for a cake!
Avast ye mateys! Gather round and lend an ear to a tale from the high seas of the baseball diamond, where the Philadelphia Phillies infielder, Bryson Stott, be the star of the show! On a fine day when the Dodgers sailed into Citizens Bank Park, Stott donned a most peculiar pink armband, not for fashion, nay, but to announce a grand event—a gender reveal for his matey’s wee sprout!As Stott strode into the batter’s box, the gallant broadcaster, Tom McCarthy, proclaimed that his comrade, Ryan Stevens, would soon be the proud father of a wee lass! Aye, it be a joyous occasion indeed. But that’s not all, me hearties! Stevens, a crafty shoemaker, hath crafted custom cleats for the lad, turning his feet into treasure chests of flair.
In the past, this skilled artisan has shod not only Stott but other local heroes, like Tyrese Maxey of the 76ers! Alas, Stott did swing his bat thrice that day, netting but one hit, as the fearsome Dodgers plundered a 3-1 victory. So, raise a tankard to Bryson and his crew, for they be the true champions of camaraderie on and off the field!