Arrr! Bill Maher be joshin’ 'bout Swift and Kelce's love, sayin’ the world be turnin' like a ship in a storm!
2025-03-08
Arrr, matey! Bill Maher be takin’ jabs at Taylor Swift and that scallywag Travis Kelce, sayin’ their love be as fleeting as a seagull’s squawk! With Swift’s record of romances shorter than a ship’s anchor chain, one wonders how long this treasure will last! Ha-ha!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Taylor Swift and the doughty Travis Kelce, who be sailin' the treacherous seas of romance fer a year 'n' a half now! Aye, who’d have thought this pair would last longer than a ship in calm waters? Even the jester Bill Maher be flabbergasted, callin' it a marvel in these tempestuous times where even ol' Trump be breakin' up 'n' makin' deals quicker than a ship can catch wind!Swift, known fer her swift changes o' heart, had flings shorter than a pirate’s attention span. In the past, she’s tossed aside suitors like cannon fodder—be it Matty Healy or Tom Hiddleston. Yet, this romance with Kelce be the second longest in her fleet of loves, startin' back in July 2023. The lass has even caught the eye of NFL fans, stirrin' up the waters at Chiefs games, makin' 'em young lasses swoon whilst some grizzled sea dogs be grumblin'!
Despite the ruckus, the burly Kelce be singin' her praises! He claims she be the wind in his sails, encouragin' him to keep fightin' the good fight on the field! So, as we sail into the sunset, let’s raise a tankard to this unlikely union, weatherin' storms with nary a care in the world. Arrr!