Arrr! Simone Biles be sportin' a fancy duds by Jonathan Owens at the Bears' last landlubber match, savvy?
2024-12-27
Arrr! Master gymnast Simone Biles be sportin’ a fancy getup, payin’ homage to her matey, Jonathan Owens, the brave Bear of Chicago. She strutted her stuff at his crew’s last home battle o’ the season on Thursday! Aye, love be as grand as a treasure map!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a landlubber gymnast, the fair Simone Biles, who found herself in a bit o' a pickle before th' NFL season began. She showed up at her swashbucklin' husband Jonathan Owens' preseason game, donned in garb that bore the colors of his old crew, the Chicago Bears. Aye, the critics were quick t' raise their voices like a storm upon th' seas!But lo and behold, on a fateful Thursday night, she silenced 'em all! Arrivin' at Soldier Field in Chi-town, our brave Olympian sported a garb decorated with naught but her husband's visage! Aye, what a sight t' behold, a sea of Jonathan's face adorning her outfit. And her husband, he took t' Instagram, callin’ her “beautiful” like a treasure beyond compare.
Ye see, back in August, some scallywags were miffed when she wore a jacket of his time with the Packers. But did she care? Nay! She boldly proclaimed, “Bear down!” as she charged on, like a captain in a fierce battle.
With a haul of medals from the Paris Olympics, Biles be a true champion, and now she’s a delight t’ her fans, much like a fine rum on a hot day. So raise yer mugs, for this lass be a legend on both the mat and the field!