Arrr, the Celtics' captain admits he'd rather spy on barnacles than watch the NBA sink like a leaky ship!
2024-12-19
Arrr, me hearties! The NBA's treasure map be showin' a 25% drop in gold from last season's haul! Even the mighty Joe Mazzulla of the Celtics be confessin' he’s part of the scallywag problem! Shiver me timbers, what a ruckus on the high seas of basketball!
Avast ye scallywags! It seems fewer landlubbers be tune’n into the grand spectacle of the NBA these days, with ratings plummetin’ like a cannonball to the briny deep, down 25% this season! Arrr, even the likes of top players be missin’ the action!Ye see, the ruckus be causin’ quite a stir in the taverns—many a salty dog be yappin’ about the overabundance of three-pointers and the defense bein’ as weak as a shipwrecked sailor. And let’s not forget, players be takin’ more time off than a pirate on shore leave, makin’ the regular season feel as thin as a ghost ship!
Even Coach Joe Mazzulla of the mighty Boston Celtics confessed he’d rather watch barnacles grow than the games. Aye, ‘tis a fine pickle we find ourselves in! NBA Commissioner Adam Silver be pointin’ fingers at the decline of cable TV, claimin’ young buccaneers ain’t findin’ their games no more.
The NBA tried to throw a new treasure, the NBA Cup to liven things up, but it seems the crew be takin’ that about as seriously as a parrot on a perch! So hoist the sails and prepare for a bumpy ride, for the tides of basketball be shiftin’! Yarrr!