Arrr! A crew of free talkers stand tall for lass Laurel Libby after she got a smack for her trans talkin'!
2025-04-04
Arrr! A band o' free speech scallywags be sendin' a parchment to aid the brave lass, Representative Laurel Libby of Maine, in her quest to toss aside the captain's censure. A fine ruckus ye have here, matey! Let the winds of liberty blow in her sails!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of one beauteous buccaneer, Representative Laurel Libby of Maine! Five weeks after she was scolded like a landlubber for callin’ out a trans athlete on the social media seas, a fine crew o’ free speech scallywags has hoisted the sails and filed a brief in her defense! Arrr!These brave souls from the FIRE (Foundation for Individual Rights in Education) be claimin’ that the cruel censure, imposed by the Democrat captain and Speaker Ryan Fecteau, be a grievous affront to the very principles of free speech! “If the political mighty can cast their dark shadows over the meek, then none of us be safe,” declared their crafty legal buccaneer, JT Morris.Libby, who claims to represent a hearty band o' 9,000 constituents, be feelin’ like a ghost ship, unable to cast her vote or yell from the deck! She be standin’ firm against the censure, refusin’ to apologize, a true pirate at heart! And with all Maine's judges jumpin' ship with no reason given, the case sails to the District of Rhode Island! Arr, what a tempestuous tale on the high seas of politics! Let’s see how this battle of wits unfolds, me mateys!