Arrr, matey! Butker be sayin’ he’s got naught to apologize fer, no matter th’ squawkin’ o’ landlubbers!
2025-02-04
Arrr, matey! Ol' Harrison Butker, the kicker of them Kansas City Chiefs, did declare on the eve of Super Bowl LIX that he be havin' no regrets ‘bout his preachin' at the ol’ commencement. Aye, he’d rather toss cannonballs than swap his faith for treasure!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the gridiron seas, where the Kansas City Chiefs' kicker, Harrison Butker, be a man of no apologies! On a fateful Monday night, when asked 'bout the storms brewed by his commencement speech, ol' Harrison declared, "I be havin' naught to apologize fer!"In his speech at the fine Benedictine College, he urged the lasses to embrace the noble art of homemakin' whilst throwin' shade at the LGBTQ crew and the good President Biden, claimin' that modern mischief like abortion and IVF were signs o' disorder in our fair society. Arrr, the backlash be fierce, but as the season set sail, Butker found himself steppin' up like a true captain in the AFC Championship, kickin' the go-ahead field goal to launch the Chiefs into Super Bowl LIX!
When questioned 'bout his words in New Orleans, he said, "We all love each other in that locker room," a sentiment as hearty as a barrel o' rum. Butker spoke with the grace of a swashbuckler at sea, sayin' he had respect from his mates, while dodgin' a peculiar query about his thoughts on gays with the deftness of a seasoned sailor avoidin' a storm!
As he prepares fer the Super Bowl, we know he'll be just as crucial as last year, when he set records with his mighty kicks! So hoist the flags high, and let the games begin, fer Butker be a kicker with the heart of a pirate! Arrr!