Arrr! Ex-Michigan captain be sayin' he ain't guilty o' plunderin' secrets and stealin' risqué portraits, savvy?
2025-03-24
Arrr, matey! Former landlubber coach Matt Weiss be sayin’ “nay” to 24 counts of thievin' private treasures from the digital seas! Aye, it seems he fancied himself a scallywag on the hunt for some saucy snapshots! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery on the high seas of college football! The scallywag known as Matt Weiss, once a coach fer the Michigan Wolverines, stands accused o' plunderin' the personal treasures o' over 150,000 fine young athletes. Aye, they be sayin' he hacked into their secret troves, pilferin' "intimate" photos and videos that no honorable sailor should ever set his eyes upon!This villain, aged 42, be facin' a fearsome 24-count indictment, all thanks to his nefarious deeds from 2015 to 2023. He be downloadin' the personal information of over 2,000 brave lads and lasses from more than 100 colleges, usin' their own secrets against 'em! The law be comin' fer him, with 14 counts o' unauthorized access and 10 counts o' aggravated identity theft. If found guilty, he could be swingin' from the gallows for five years fer each charge, with a hefty fine that could sink a ship!
Once a co-captain of a mighty team that conquered the Big Ten, Weiss now finds himself in a storm o' trouble. So mark me words, mateys: let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers who think they can raid the personal booty of others without payin' the price! Yarrr!