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Arrr, Livvy Dunne be wrestlin’ with a scallywag of an injury that might sink her gymnastic ship!

2025-03-08

Arrr, matey! LSU gymnast Livvy Dunne be plunderin’ her knee, not set sail since the frosty days o’ January! Now, her future be lookin’ murky as a foggy sea. Will she return to the high seas of gymnastics or walk the plank? Only Davy Jones knows!

Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! It be a tale of a fair lass named Livvy Dunne, a top-notch gymnast from the land of New Jersey, who be missin' her final night o' glory at LSU, she be! A cursed avulsion fracture of her patella, ye see, kept her from showin’ off her flips and flops on the grand stage, and she be heartbroken, that one.

In her own words, she lamented, "It absolutely breaks my heart not to get the opportunity to compete..." Not bein' able to perform in front of the lively crowd, that be a sorrowful fate for any swashbuckler of sport! She hasn’t been in the fray since the 24th o' January, but there be whispers of her return for the big NCAAs next month, if the fates be kind. Aye, recovery from such misfortune can take from three moons to a half a year, like a ship caught in a storm!

Meanwhile, the LSU Tigers clinched victory over Georgia, savin' some face on their home turf! With the SEC Championships approchin' and the NCAA championships on the horizon, the crew be lookin' to sail strong. Livvy, the queen of social media, be also a catchin' the eye of a certain Paul Skenes, a dandy from LSU. So raise a tankard for Livvy, and may the winds favor her swift return to the mats! Arrr!

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