Arrr, Dan Mullen be spillin’ the beans on why bein’ a college football seafarer be better than swabbin’ decks!
2025-01-15
Arrr, matey! Coach Dan Mullen o' the UNLV Rebels did spill the beans to OutKick's "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich," sayin' that his time at ESPN be like findin' treasure on the high seas! Aye, a right bountiful venture, it be!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Coach Dan Mullen, the captain of the UNLV Rebels football ship, be spillin' his secrets from the seas of college football! Arrr, he be sayin' that bein' a college football analyst at ESPN be like havin’ a treasure map, lettin’ him spy on all the games and players he desired, as if he be watchin’ a grand pirate brawl from the crow's nest!Mullen be chattin’ with the scallywag Dan Dakich about his new recruits, includin' two fine quarterbacks: Anthony Colandrea from the University of Virginia and Alex Orji, a lad who ran more than he threw while aboard the Michigan Wolverines ship. "Aye," he says, "Orji be undefeated against Ohio State! But I be wonderin’ why they didn’t showcase his talents better. It’s like throwin’ a parrot overboard instead of lettin’ it squawk!"
He be preachin' the good word of coachin', claimin’ it be all about knowin’ your crew's strengths and settin’ 'em up for glory, not lettin’ 'em flounder like a fish outta water. "If ye don’t highlight their talents, ye be sinkin’ yer own ship!" So, let us hoist the sails and watch as Mullen plots his course with the Rebels! Yarrr!