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Arrr! The lasses of the hoop be squabblin' over a scallywag's antics, but the righteous matey be denyin' all!

2025-01-08

Arrr, matey! A crew o' lassies from Vancouver be spurning a Christian crew's challenge, claimin' foul play 'gainst a trans matey! Blast it! Seems the court ain't big enough for their squabble, and the only thing bein' tossed is their pride! Hoist the sails o' justice, savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ ruckus in the realm of women’s basketball, where a crew o’ lassies from Vancouver Island be refusin’ to set sail against them scallywags from Columbia Bible College. The reason? Alleged mistreatment o’ a brave trans athlete named Harriette Mackenzie during a past skirmish! Arrr, it seems the coach from Columbia be accus’d of actin’ like a landlubber, harassin’ and intimidatin’ young Harriette, sparkin’ the ire o’ the Vancouver crew.

Vancouver Island, standin’ firm like a mighty ship, declared they’d not face off against Columbia until matters be cleared. They claimed that the coach’s antics went against the honorable Code of Ethics. “Intimidation and harassment have no place in our sport!” they shouted from the crow’s nest, affirming that safety be the treasure they seek.

Columbia Bible, taken aback by the uproar, protested their innocence, sayin’ they be all about safe play, and even conjured up a safety plan with added security for future games. Yet, Harriette claims she was unlawfully felled by a rival player, while the coach cheered on like a rogue pirate! Thus, the stage be set for an investigation, and all eyes be watchin’ as this tempestuous tale unfolds upon the waters of collegiate sport! Yarrr!

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