Arrr! Olympics captain be sayin’ he’s not chattin’ with Trump whilst flames be threatenin’ the 2028 treasure hunt!
2025-01-15
Arrr, matey! IOC Captain Bach be not chattin' with Trump, while the fiery infernos be dancin’ in Cali, the land o’ the 2028 Games! Aye, seems the flames be a might more chatty than the scallywag himself! Har har, what a fine mess o' smoke and mirrors!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and hear the tale of one Thomas Bach, the cap'n of the International Olympics Committee, who be keepin' his distance from that scallywag, President-elect Trump! Aye, he did give a hearty congratulations to the Trumpster after his victory, but nay more words have passed between 'em. Bach be sayin', "Tis not fair to me successor to chat with the likes of Trump whilst I’m sailing off into the sunset!"As the wildfires blaze in Los Angeles, threatenin' the shipshape of the 2028 Olympics, Bach's silence be raisin' eyebrows. No plans be afoot to shift the grand games to another port, despite the flames licking at the Riviera and the Rose Bowl! LA's own captain, Casey Wasserman, be proclaiming, "We be resilient like a barnacle on a ship!" Meanwhile, Governor Newsom be concoctin' a mighty "Marshall plan" to keep the games afloat.
But beware! Some landlubbers be suggestin' the Olympics should sail to friendlier waters, like Dallas or Miami, claimin' California be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in its hull! Yet, Bach had previously sung praises of Trump, thinkin' he’d steer the Olympic ship right. Now, as disaster looms, Trump must navigate these stormy seas with no guidance from Bach. Yarrr, what a tangled web of politics be this!