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Arrr! The Jaguars be sendin’ Christian Kirk to the Texans fer a shiny treasure in the 2026 draft, aye!

2025-03-06

Arrr, matey! The Jacksonville Jaguars be swappin’ their scallywag wide receiver Christian Kirk to the Houston Texans, who be their rivals in the wild seas of the AFC South! ‘Twas a clever deal, fer they were ready to toss him overboard! Now they be hoardin’ treasure in draft picks!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the Jacksonville Jaguars makin' a trade with the scallywags from Houston, sendin' the fine wide receiver, Christian Kirk, to their AFC South rivals! Aye, Houston be gettin' a seventh-round pick from the year 2026, one that once belonged to them Rams, in exchange fer Kirk, who be known fer his swashbucklin' ways on the field.

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