Arrr, Sage Steele be a scallywag, claimin’ ESPN ought to be sent to Davy Jones fer missin’ the anthem!
2025-01-15
Arrr, former ESPN lass Sage Steele be raisin' a ruckus over her old shipmates not playin' the national tune before the Sugar Bowl, claimin' it be a right jolly shame after them New Orleans scallywags caused a ruckus! Aye, the sea be full o’ surprises, matey!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair lass, Sage Steele, who once sailed the seas of ESPN, only to find herself in a tempest o' controversy! She be raisin' her voice, claimin' that the network be deserving of a proper thrashin' for neglectin' to show the national anthem before the Sugar Bowl in the heart of New Orleans, just a day after a dastardly attack rocked the city.In a parley on "OutKick the Morning," Steele was as flabbergasted as a fish outta water, callin' the oversight egregious! ESPN be usin' the feeble excuse of “timing issues,” but Steele be sayin’ it was a blatant choice to turn a blind eye to the suffering of the people. "Ye be but a stone's throw away from where tragedy struck!" she exclaimed, claimin’ they were crushed and rightly so.
After takin' a whackin' in the backlash, ESPN tried to make amends by showin' a pregame prayer, which Steele deemed a bit overboard. "Aye, show the anthem, not just the prayer!" she chided, as she pondered the inconsistency of it all. In the end, the lass be lamentin' the loss of what ESPN once was, proclaimin' this be a matter of humanity, not just sport! Har har, what a tale!