"Arrr! Trump be sayin’ them Eagles be gettin’ a Royal summons to the White House after their pirate victory!"
2025-02-25
Arrr, President Trump be proclaimin’ on the mornin’ tide that he’ll be summonin’ the Philadelphia Eagles to the grand White House, to raise a tankard in honor o’ their Super Bowl LIX conquest! Aye, let the feasting and merriment commence, or we be walkin’ the plank!
Arrr mateys, hear ye the tale of the Philadelphia Eagles, who soared high on the wings of victory at Super Bowl LIX! Despite whispers o' doubt that they'd be settin' sail for the White House to bask in glory, President Trump, that jolly captain, declared he’d be extendin’ an invitation. Aye, they missed the grand feast back in 2018, but this time, a trusted source be sayin’ they be ready to accept the bounty of praise!As the winds of victory blew through the land, Trump, speakin’ to landlubber reporters, promised a right proper invite, sayin', "They deserve to be down here!" But lo and behold, during the grand clash with the Kansas City Chiefs, Trump’s hopes were dashed as the Eagles delivered a mighty 40-22 thumpin', puttin' an end to the Chiefs' reign. Aye, that be the way of the sea!
Now, veteran shipmate Lane Johnson be sayin’ it’d be a “team decision” to attend the festivities. The crew be wary, recallin’ the stormy seas of past invitations that went awry due to political squabbles. Many a champion hath visited the White House, but it seems the Eagles be ready to hoist their flag and join the merry crew of celebratin’ champions, a sight to behold indeed!