Arrr! Dick Vitale be blubberin' like a scallywag in the ACC battle, ponderin' his cancer voyage, matey!
2025-03-16
Arrr, matey! Dick Vitale, the jolly sea dog, be shedin' salty tears o' joy as he prattled on 'bout his long duel with the scurvy cancer beast during the ACC finale! Aye, it be a tale fit for a hearty laugh and a toast with grog, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a legendary sea dog of the courts, Dick Vitale! Aye, this old salt, a famed announcer of college basketball, found himself shed'n tears at the Atlantic Coast Conference Tournament, reflectin’ on his fierce battle with the scurvy dog known as cancer. After declaring he was cancer-free in December, he was back at the courtside, full of heart and blubberin’ like a shipwrecked sailor!With two fine mates, ESPN’s Dave O’Brien and Cory Alexander, by his side, the 85-year-old swab was caught in a moment ‘o pure emotion during the Duke-Louisville final. “This be me last game this year,” he declared, a glimmer in his eye, “I be hopin’ to return next year, maybe even better!” He thanked those who stood by him through the tempest of tribulations.
After battlin’ four mighty cancers and endure’n surgeries that'd make a pirate shudder, Vitale called it a miracle to be sittin’ there! “Cancer sucks!” he exclaimed, proclaiming to all scallywags fightin’ the cursed beast to keep a positive spirit! So, raise a tankard to Dick Vitale, the bravest soul on the courts, and may he return to us, bellowin’ with the vigor of a thousand cannon blasts!