Arrr! The Red Sox be shiverin' their timbers, givin' Garrett Crochet a treasure of $170 million for six long years!
2025-04-01
Arrr, matey! The Boston Red Sox be makin' a fine deal with young Garrett Crochet, shiver me timbers! They be shanghaied him for six years and a treasure chest of $170 million doubloons! Aye, 'tis a haul fit for a scallywag of his skill!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round fer a tale of a swashbucklin’ deal in the world of baseball! The fearsome crew o’ the Boston Red Sox and their new ace, the ever-spirited Garrett Crochet, be settin’ sail on a six-year treasure worth a whopping $170 million doubloons! Arrr!This lad, just 25 summers old, be comin’ aboard from the Chicago White Sox, givin' away a fine haul of prospects. The Red Sox parted ways with young scallywags Kyle Teel, Braden Montgomery, Chase Meidroth, and Wikelman Gonzalez—what a bounty! The deal, savvy as a sea captain’s map, starts in 2026, with an escape route after 2030 when Crochet be a sprightly 31!
This be no ordinary contract, mind ye! Crochet be the first pitcher in all o’ MLB to snag a nine-figure chest while throwin’ less than 800 innings! With only 224 innings under his belt, he be makin’ waves after a stint with the White Sox as a reliever, and now he’s a starter with a 3.58 ERA. But beware! His last maneuvers had him floundering a bit, but the Red Sox, bless their souls, saw gold in ‘im!
As the Red Sox take to the seas against the Baltimore Orioles next, let’s hope Crochet can hoist the sails and lead ‘em to victory! Yarrr!