Arrr, Roger Goodell be defendin' the league's fancy DEI ways, claimin' they be bringin' treasure and fair winds, matey!
2025-02-03
Arrr, mateys! Roger Goodell, the cap’n o' the NFL ship, be holdin' court in New Orleans, defendin’ his treasure o’ DEI policies 'fore the grand Super Bowl LIX! Aye, he be sayin' all hands be welcome aboard, even if they can’t tell starboard from port! Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round fer tales from the high seas of the NFL, where Commissioner Roger Goodell be defendin’ the league’s grand attempts at diversity, equity, and inclusion, aye! At a press conference just before the grand spectacle of Super Bowl LIX, he proclaimed that they be engaged in these noble efforts not fer mere fancy, but ‘cause it makes the NFL shine brighter than a treasure chest in the sun!Now, in the same breath, there be a ruckus on the high seas of governance, as President Trump be scuttlin’ DEI programs with the swipe of his quill, claimin’ ‘tis all a foolish trend. But Goodell, that savvy captain, be steadfast, insistin’ that his crew seeks the finest talent from all corners of the land and sea. “We don’t be choosin' mates based on race or gender,” he shouted, “but rather on the best recruits from the vast ocean of candidates!”
He be proud, sayin’ it all contributes to makin’ the NFL a grander spectacle! Even with some swabs like Walmart and Amazon rollin’ back their sails on DEI, Goodell stands firm on his ship, claimin’ that a crew of diverse backgrounds be what makes ‘em stronger. So hoist the flags, me hearties, ‘cause Goodell believes that with every unique perspective, they’ll be battlin’ foes on and off the field, and makin’ a mark for years to come!