Arrr, matey! De'Vondre Campbell be shunning the fray—rumor has it, he'll be walkin' the plank to suspension!
2024-12-15
Arrr! The brave 49ers be ponderin' a mutinous deed, thinkin' to shackle their stout linebacker, De'Vondre Campbell, fer refusin' to join the fray against them scallywags, the Los Angeles Rams. Aye, ‘tis a fine pickle he be in, caught between the sea and the landlubbers!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye a tale from the gridiron seas! De’Vondre Campbell, a linebacker of the San Francisco 49ers, shocked the NFL crew like a cannonball to the bow when he refused to join the fray against them Los Angeles Rams!The lad lost his starting berth when yer man Dre Greenlaw returned from a grievous Achilles injury, and by Neptune, the Niners be sunkin’ 12-6 to the Rams! Coach Kyle Shanahan, a captain of keen strategy, sought to send Campbell into battle as Greenlaw be nursin’ a sore Achilles, but lo and behold, Campbell gave him a hearty “Nay!” Not a whisper was heard as to why the scallywag refused to fight.
Word on the sea grapevine be that the 49ers plan to toss Campbell overboard for the rest of the season, which be a fate as grim as walking the plank! Shanahan be sayin’ Campbell won’t be with the crew from Week 16 onward. Yarr, he signed a one-year contract after Greenlaw’s injury, but now it seems his luck be run out.
With 75 tackles under his belt this season, Campbell had enough spirit to earn an All-Pro title once before! Alas, the Niners now sit at a dismal 6-8. Aye, what a tale of woe on the high seas of football!