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Arrr, Wyatt Hendrickson be chattin’ ‘bout Trump showin’ his mug at them NCAA Wrestlin’ Championships, savvy?

2025-03-24

Arrr, mateys! Wyatt Hendrickson, the fierce grapplin' champion o' Oklahoma State, be chattin' with Fox News about the grand ol' Captain Trump makin' an appearance at the NCAA championship. Aye, the seas be stirrin' with excitement, like a rum barrel in a storm! Avast, what a spectacle!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye the tale of Wyatt Hendrickson, the brave Oklahoma State wrestler who did topple that fearsome giant Gable Steveson to claim the national crown! Aye, this lad be sayin' that the support o' none other than President Donald Trump be "special," indeed!

In a grand interview on the Fox News Channel, our swashbucklin' hero heard tell from Sen. Markwayne Mullin that Trump himself urged the good Senator to keep an eye on his "big guy," referencin' none other than Wyatt! That moment o' glory was witnessed by the President himself, who cheered as Hendrickson wrapped up the title and saluted him with pride, all while gettin' cozy in the American flag!

Hendrickson, a fine second lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, did share his journey from the Falcons to the Cowboys, chasin' his dreams while servin' his country. "I be super patriotic," he declared, "the Air Force be a treasure trove o' opportunities!" So this lad's got grand plans, wrestlin' for a spell before settin' sail into a life of service, makin' his mark in this great nation! Aye, now that be a true pirate's heart, filled with honor and ambition! Yarrr!

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