Arrr, matey! World Series swashbuckler Bobby Jenks be waging war 'gainst the fiercest foe: a belly beast named cancer!
2025-02-16
Ahoy, me hearties! Bobby Jenks, once a fierce hurler for the White Sox and Red Sox, be spillin' the beans on his belly troubles! Aye, he’s plunderin’ through stomach cancer and set to face the beast with a mighty treatment! May the winds be at his back! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of Bobby Jenks, a jolly ol' World Series champion who once roamed the diamond with the Chicago White Sox and Boston Red Sox. Just yesterday, he hoisted the Jolly Roger on a new battle—stomach cancer! Arrr, but fear not, fer this swashbuckling pitcher be clingin’ to hope like a sailor to his grog.Spotted in a Portuguese hospital, Jenks be chattin' with the landlubbers at MLB.com. He be vowin' to beat this foul beast o' illness, hopin' to return as the captain of the Windy City Thunderbolts come spring! "I ain’t kickin’ the bucket here in Portugal!" he declared with a hearty laugh, prove that even pirates can face their plights with a grin.
With a record of 173 saves and a two-time All-Star, this lad knows how to play the game! He once retired 41 batters straight, a feat that’d make any sea dog proud. The White Sox crew sent their cheers, shoutin', “We stand with ye, Bobby Jenks!” So raise yer tankards to this brave buccaneer—may his voyage be swift, and his spirits high! Arrr!