Arrr, when asked 'bout a $3 million Batmobile, Joe be playin' the coy sea dog: "I’ve no clue, matey!"
2024-12-05
Arrr! Joe Burrow, that scallywag of the Bengals, be spillin’ the beans on HBO's "Hard Knocks," claimin’ he plundered a $3 million treasure - a Batmobile as shiny as a mermaid's scales! When questioned, he played it coy, like a cat with a fish bone. Avast, what a jolly lad!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a swashbucklin' quarterback by the name of Joe Burrow, who be likin' to keep his secrets tighter than a ship's hold! Much like the dark knight himself, ol' Bruce Wayne, our lad Burrow has gone and splashed a whopping $3 million doubloons on a replica Batmobile, stolen straight from the dreams of every hearty pirate and landlubber alike!When a scallywag reporter dared to pry into this treasure of a purchase, Burrow responded with a grin, "I don’t know what ye be talkin’ about!" Aye, the crowd erupted in laughter, for they all knew the truth be as slippery as a fish on a hook. But hold fast! This ain't no ordinary chariot; it be a fully-functional beast, adorned with gadgets that would make even the mightiest buccaneer blush! With a 525-horsepower engine and a smokescreen to boot, it be ready to chase down the fiercest foes on land!
And fear not, dear crew, for Burrow plans to don an "expensive Batsuit" to match his new wheels once the tides allow him into the driver’s seat. With a treasure chest full of coins from his grand contract, Burrow be livin’ the high life, just like any good captain of the seas! So raise yer tankards, for this ain’t just a tale of secrecy, but a true adventure on the high seas of football! Arrr!