Arrr! That scallywag analyst be takin' a whack at the ref crew for their landlubberly calls on the Navy's finest!
2024-12-15
Arrr, me hearties! Gary Danielson, the wise sage of CBS, be blowin’ his top like a cannon! The scallywags in stripes made a right daft call in the third quarter while the Navy Midshipmen bested the Army Black Knights! Avast, those landlubbers be needin' a lesson in fair play!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a fierce clash on the gridiron, where the gallant Navy Midshipmen bested the Army Black Knights in a spectacular fray! The quartermaster of analysis, Gary Danielson, was fit to be tied over a curious call in the third period, where a mighty throw from quarterback Blake Horvath led to a grand touchdown. But lo! Heidenreich be spikin' the ball, only to be met with an unsportsmanlike penalty quicker than a cannonball can fly!Danielson, with a voice like thunder, bellowed, “Terrible call! We’ve got warriors out there, so let 'em play!” Aye, he be not alone, for even the rules scallywag, Gene Steratore, agreed. The Army then proceeded to score, but Navy answered back ferociously, with Horvath rushin’ like a tempest, leadin’ his crew to a triumphant 31-13 victory!
With ye Midshipmen now sittin' pretty at 9-3, and the Black Knights sunk to 11-2, it be plain to see that this battle had more stakes than a pirate's treasure! As they say, all's fair in love and war, and this be just another adventurous chapter in the annals of sportin' legend! Yarrr!