Arrr, matey! Even the mighty Durant be sinkin’ 30,000 treasures, yet still walkin’ the plank ‘gainst the Grizzlies!
2025-02-12
Arrr! Kevin Durant, the scallywag of the Phoenix Suns, be joinin' the legendary crew of 30,000 point pirates! He marked the occasion with a free throw in the third quarter, but alas, his ship still sank in defeat on that fateful Tuesday! Aye, a tale of triumph and tragedy!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the legendary Kevin Durant, who be makin' waves in the grand seas o' the NBA! Aye, at the ripe age of 36, he be joinin' the elite crew of ballers who’ve scored 30,000 points, settin' sail with the likes of LeBron and Jordan!Our matey Durant hit this grand milestone whilst shootin' a free throw in a match against the Memphis Grizzlies, though alas, his crew, the Phoenix Suns, found themselves sunk, losin' 119-122. But fear not! This be no small feat, for only seven other brave souls have charted this course before him!
With a glorious average of over 27 points a game, this towering sea captain at 6-foot-11 be shootin' like a cannon, hittin' 52.8% from the field! Aye, he be a scoring champion known far and wide, plunderin’ points across his storied 17-year voyage, from the Thunder to the Warriors, and now the Suns.
So raise yer tankards to Durant, a true treasure of the hardwood, as he continues to etch his name in the annals of basketball folklore, lettin' nothin' but the wind guide his sails! Arrr!