Arrr! Chris Kluwe, the punter matey, got booted from the school crew for callin’ MAGA a band o' scallywags!
2025-02-28
Arrr, matey! Former NFL leg-shooter Chris Kluwe be walkin' the plank from his high school coaching post after spoutin' that MAGA be a "Nazi crew." Aye, sometimes ye can't just go tossin' about such cannonballs without catchin' the wrath of the captain!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be spin a tale o' a former NFL punter, Chris Kluwe, who be walkin' the plank from his post as a high school coach in sunny California! Why, ye ask? Well, he dared to speak his mind at a city council shindig, claimin' that MAGA be naught but a "Nazi movement." Aye, that be ruffin' up the sails of the folks at the school, who be more concerned 'bout their reputation than a coach who be a big ol' ex-NFL star.Kluwe found himself in hot water, or perhaps the brig, after he raised a ruckus at a meetin' protestin' a plaque with words that conjured up MAGA. He got himself cuffed like a scallywag and tossed out like yesterday’s fish! Yet, the brave lad did not back down, comparin' the current state o' affairs to the dark days of ol' Hitler, and callin’ fer civil disobedience amongst elected officials. Aye, he be callin' for others to join him in stirrin' the pot!
This swashbucklin’ ex-kicker be standin’ firm against the tyranny of the Trump regime, sayin' "no kings, no tyrants," and even ponderin' a run for office himself! So, raise yer mugs to Kluwe, the pirate of protest, sailin' the choppy seas of politics with a hearty laugh and a hearty heart!