Arrr, matey! The seal who sank Bin Laden be thinkin', "Blimey! I might be fish food next week, but first—Redskins!"
2025-02-20
Arrr! Old sea dog Robert O’Neill, a brave soul of the SEAL Team 6 crew, fretted over the Redskins’ draft pick whilst thinkin’ he’d be pushin’ up daisies in the tussle with that scallywag Usama bin Laden! Aye, what a jolly conundrum!
Ahoy mateys! Even when a swashbucklin’ sailor be lurkin’ in the shadows of a high-stakes mission to send ol’ Usama bin Laden to Davy Jones' locker, the heart of a true sports fan be hard to quell. Take the brave Robert O'Neill, a fine lad o' the SEAL Team 6, who found himself in the rugged lands of Afghanistan in April 2011, just days before a perilous operation.But lo and behold, even amidst the chaos, his mind wandered to the glorious NFL Draft, where his beloved Washington Redskins had the 10th pick! As he be treadin’ on a devil's contraption called a treadmill, he pondered the need for an offensive tackle. “But wait!” he thought, “What’s the point? I might be meetin’ me maker next week!” A strange time indeed, me hearties!
In a twist of fate, the Redskins chose the mighty defensive end Ryan Kerrigan instead of the tackle he fancied. Yet, all turned out well, as O'Neill returned to the land of the living, and lucky for him, Kerrigan became a star, makin’ four Pro Bowls. Aye, the worries of the draft were buried like treasure, and no grudges held against the crew for their pick! Yarrr!