Arrr! NCAA captain be sayin' to worried parents, "Fear not! 'Tis but a wee crew of trans mates!"
2024-12-19
Avast ye! Captain Charlie Baker be sailin' the stormy seas o' controversy, makin' a ruckus 'bout lettin' trans mates join the fair lassies in the NCAA. Aye, he’s doubled down like a drunken sailor, tryin' to steer the ship through treacherous waters! Arrr, what a jolly hullabaloo!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about NCAA captain, Charlie Baker, who be in hot water after defendin' trans athletes joinin' the fair maidens in sports! During a high-seas Senate tussle, he claimed it be a wee issue, pointin' out there be 510,000 college athletes but less than 10 trans buccaneers sailin' in those waters.When pressed by a landlubber named Pat McAfee, Baker suggested that if the lassies feel all queasy sharin' a locker room with trans mates, they can simply use other facilities. Aye, he be tryin' to calm the storm with court rulings that let trans athletes compete, but he only had one instance at the college level to back it up—an injunction that allowed a trans volleyball player to join the tournament despite a mutiny from other teams!
As Baker sailed through the choppy waters of controversy, he be hopin' to set a clear course with a federal policy to navigate these treacherous seas. Even McAfee, who pondered the advantage men have over women in sports, gave Baker a nod for his transparent ways. So, keep yer compasses steady, for this be a tale of storms and seas yet to be charted in the world of sports, arrr!