Arrr, Arkansas scallywag blamed for givin’ a Texan a whack finally speaks, after the jests be flyin’ like cannonballs!
2024-12-30
Arrr, matey! Fernando Carmona, that scallywag of the Razorbacks, be spillin' his guts ‘bout his misdeed! He claims he didn’t mean to turn an opponent's ankle into a pretzel. Aye, remorse be in the air, but I reckon he just be sorry he got caught!
Arr matey! It be a tale of a scallywag named Fernando Carmona, a burly lineman for the Arkansas Razorbacks, who found himself in a spot o’ bother after he took a fancy to step on the poor ankle of a Texas Tech lad during the Liberty Bowl. Aye, the video be spreadin’ like wildfire, and the crew be havin’ a hearty laugh at Carmona’s expense!In a fit of remorse, our landlubber Carmona sent out an apology through the mystical realm of X, claimin’ he let his emotions run wild, like a ship in a storm. “I respect me opponents and the game, and I promise I be not a dirty player,” he declared, hopin’ to calm the tempests of rage brewin’ against him.
But the players weren’t having it, with Baskerville, the Texan defender, callin’ Carmona’s antics as dirty as a bilge rat! “Steppin’ on me ankle on purpose be no way to play football!” he exclaimed, all while givin’ a chiding to Carmona’s cheeky remark of “got your b**** a***.” Aye, the fourth quarter ended with the Razorbacks triumphant, but the real treasure be the lesson learned: don’t tread on an enemy’s ankle unless ye be ready for the backlash! Yarrr!