Arrr, Hakeem Jeffries be sayin’ banin' trans lassies from sportin' will summon scallywags to prey on the fair maidens!
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! Hakeem Jeffries be spoutin' tall tales that the Defendin' Women and Girls in Sports Act would set loose a horde of scallywags on the lassies! Aye, 'tis as silly as a parrot wearin' a tricorn hat! Keep yer wits about ye, or ye might just walk the plank o' nonsense!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to the tale of Hakeem Jeffries, the scallywag of the U.S. House, who be claimin’ that the Defending Women and Girls in Sports Act be unleashin’ a horde of sexual predators upon the fair lasses of the land! Aye, he first tossed this wild yarn during a House vote, joinin’ forces with lass Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, stirrin’ a tempest among the Democratic crew.But lo and behold! When asked ‘bout the governor of California’s musings on the matter, Jeffries couldn’t resist pullin’ his old parrot outta the bag, claimin’ Democrats be standin’ firm against the dastardly predators. Yet, savvy landlubbers noted his claims be as empty as a ship’s hold after a raid, with nary a word in the bill to back his swabs.
The House pass’d the bill, but when it sailed to the Senate, not a single Democrat be found supportin’ it! Aye, even as the captain of the ship, ol’ Trump be threatenin’ to cut off the bounty from states that let trans athletes play among the maidens. Meanwhile, disgruntled Democrats be jumpin’ ship, shoutin’ about the lack of honor in their ranks. A raucous affair indeed, with the seas of politics churnin’ like a stormy night!