"Avast, me hearties! Young JuJu be plunderin' Caitlin's treasure, claimin' the crown of score 'fore we can say 'Ahoy!'"
2025-03-10
Arrr, me hearties! JuJu Watkins be sailin’ past Caitlin Clark’s grand treasure o’ points, claimin’ glory in her first two seasons! Aye, she’s hoistin’ the Jolly Roger high, leavin’ Clark’s record in her wake like a shipwreck on the high seas! Avast, what a merry tale!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of a fiery lass named JuJu Watkins, a true treasure of the USC basketball crew! This Sunday past, the young miss took a shot so mighty, she sailed past the mighty Caitlin Clark's mark like a cannonball through the sky! In a fierce battle against the UCLA swabs, she scored a hearty 29 points, claimin’ the crown for the most points scored in one’s first two seasons with a tally of 1,684.But hark! The record of 1,762 by Kelsey Mitchell still looms large on the horizon, and our plucky pirate lass still has the NCAA Tournament ahead to plunder more points. With a dream in her heart to break the grand record of 3,951, held by none other than Clark herself, JuJu’s got her eyes on the prize!
Ah, but the waters be choppy with newfound fans, some haters included! JuJu, with a jolly laugh, welcomes ‘em all aboard, knowin’ well that any attention is good fer the sport. “I love supporters and I also love haters,” she quips, for a true pirate knows that every ship has its crew, both fair and foul! So let the games commence, and may the best lass win the day! Arrr!