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Arrr! Captain Josh Allen be steerin' the Bills to a mighty plunderin’ o’ the Broncos in the playoff seas!

2025-01-12

Arrr, me hearties! The Buffalo Bills be settin’ sail again in the wild-card seas, havin’ plundered the Denver Broncos, 31-7, in a jolly ol’ rout at their home port on Sunday! Aye, the crew be celebratin’ with grog and fish guts!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a grand battle on the gridiron! Our intrepid captain, Josh Allen, led his crew, the Buffalo Bills, to a mighty victory over them Denver Broncos, a scallywag crew, by a score of 31-7. Aye, it be a wild-card showdown fit for the boldest of hearts!

Next week, our brave Bills be settin' sail to host the fierce Baltimore Ravens as they seek fortune and glory in the divisional round. But beware, for the rookie quarterback Bo Nix, bless his soul, struck first with a mighty 43-yard bomb to his matey, Troy Franklin, givin' the Broncos a brief lead!

Fear not, for Allen, the MVP of our hearts, rallied the Bills with a flurry of 31 unanswered points, includin' a touchdown from the fearsome James Cook, who be havin' a day with 120 yards rushin'. The Broncos were as lost as a ship without a compass after that, with their kicker even smacking the goal post! In the end, Allen tossed true, with nary an interception, while the Broncos floundered like fish out of water. So hoist the sails, for the Bills be on course for glory!

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