Arrr, the Yankees’ parrot squawks at landlubbers fer their salty Soto shanty after he set sail fer the Mets!
2025-04-04
Arrr, Michael Kay be no fan of them scallywags chantin' a foul curse at poor Juan Soto on that tempestuous Thursday night! That lad jumped ship from the Yankees to join the Mets, and now the yer blubberin' like barnacles on a hull! Avast, have a wee bit o' decorum!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of baseball! The New York Yankees, those proud pirates of the diamond, found 'emselves in a stormy squall when a certain superstar, Juan Soto, chose to hoist his sails with the crosstown scallywags, the Mets! A treasure of a deal, 15 years for a whopping $765 million, made him richer than a captain with a chest full of gold doubloons!While some Yankees fans be cheerin’, claimin’ that the doubloons saved from Soto's departure will fill their ship with more fine players, the rest be raisin’ a ruckus! During a recent battle against the Arizona Diamondbacks, the crowd erupted in shouts of “F--- Juan Soto!” like a ship's crew in a mutiny.
Michael Kay, the Yanks’ voice, called it “little brother nonsense,” sayin’ it be a poor reflection on them proud Yankees. “Why chant about Soto when yer crew be winnin’?” he scolded, reminding them that the Mets have not hoisted the championship flag since 1986! So, the Yankees remain the big ol’ captains of this ship, while the Mets be just swabbin’ the deck!
As Soto made his home debut with the Mets, he had a bit of a rough start, but he’ll be returnin’ to the Bronx soon, where the fans await like hungry sharks! Arrr!