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Arrr! Trump’s wee lass jests at Tiger while inquirin' 'bout Scottie Scheffler’s run-in with the law at the PGA!

2024-12-18

Arrr, young Kai Trump, the sprightly granddaughter of the mighty Trump, did jest with a famous swashbuckler of the greens, inquiring of the lad Scottie Scheffler 'bout his run-in with the law come May of the year twenty and twenty-four! Aye, the tides of mischief be ever flowin'!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale of young Kai Trump, granddaughter of the President-elect, who set sail upon the green seas of a golf course and dared to interrogate the esteemed two-time Masters conqueror, Scottie Scheffler, during a grand LIV-PGA clash!

With a smirk upon her face, Kai asked, "Ahoy, Scottie! Ye be too kind! How be the dungeons?" to which Scheffler chuckled, "Aye, it be a tad dull, just me and the walls!" He spun a yarn 'bout his May 2024 brush with the law, when he got tangled with the coppers whilst tryin' to enter Valhalla Golf Club. But fret not, mateys! The charges were later washed away like a ship lost at sea!

Our lass Kai couldn't resist makin' merry, jesting at the expense of the infamous Tiger Woods, sayin', "Orange be a fine color on ye, just like the great Tiger!" To which Scheffler replied with a twinkle in his eye, "Burnt orange be more to me liking than that jailhouse hue!"

As the winds of fate blew, 'twas discovered that the lawmen had neglected their duties, lettin' the poor sailor off the hook. So raise yer tankards, me hearties, to humor and golf, where even the mightiest can find themselves in a spot o' bother!

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