The Booty Report

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"Arrr! That scallywag backup matey be jumpin' ship fer greener pastures right after snatchin' the booty of victory!"

2025-01-21

Arrr, mateys! Fresh off the Buckeyes' grand victory, backup scallywag Devin Brown be hoistin' his sails to the shores of Cal! Aye, he be jumpin' ship quicker than a fish on a hot skillet! Avast, what a jolly twist o’ fate for this landlubber!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of young Devin Brown, a scallywag of the gridiron, who set his sights on becoming the captain of his own ship! This lad be havin' spent his days as the backup for the Buckeyes, watchin' the glory from the sidelines as they danced ‘round the national title like a crew of merry buccaneers.

On a fateful Tuesday mornin', the lad announced his intent to hoist his sails and set course for the sunny shores of Cal, leavin' behind the tumultuous seas of Ohio State. Yarrr, it’s been a stormy voyage for Brown, bein' benched not once but twice, first to Kyle McCord and then to the newly acquired Will Howard. In his lone start, during the Cotton Bowl, he took a tumble into the briny deep of injury!

Now, he’s ready to duel with a fresh-faced recruit, Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele, for the coveted title of starting quarterback at Cal, where the winds of change blow favorably for him! With two years of eligibility still in his treasure chest, Brown aims to rise from the depths and claim his rightful place on the field. Aye, let the games begin, me mateys!

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