Arrr, matey! Charles Barkley be sayin’ college loot be one of the grandest swindles in all the land!
2025-02-27
Arrr, matey! The great Charles Barkley be shoutin’ from the crow's nest that college coin be causin’ a ruckus, claimin’ it’s a mighty travesty! Aye, tuition be higher than a parrot's perch, and it be makin' even the saltiest sea dog scratch his head in wonder!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I be tellin’ ye of the grand Charles Barkley, a swashbucklin’ NBA Hall o’ Famer who took to the seas o’ commentary at a raucous Auburn basketball match against Ole Miss! This scallywag didn’t shy away from the talkin’ about the mighty fine treasure needed for a college education these days.With a belly full o’ fire, Barkley spoke on the controversial NIL system, sayin’ it be unsustainable fer the smaller schools, like askin’ a ship’s crew to haul in a whale on a dinghy! “Twenty, thirty million,” he exclaimed, “that be no small sum!” He lamented how the bigger schools be throwin’ gold like confetti, leavin’ the wee ones in the dust when beggin’ fer the best recruits.
Barkley, bless his soul, wants the young lads and lasses to pocket their share, but he be aghast at the exorbitant price o’ tuition! “It be downright travesty!” he cried, as he urged fer fairer seas where all schools can hoist their sails high. The cost o’ education be rising faster than a ship in a storm, and our dear Charles be settin’ his sights on makin’ things right for the future o’ education.