Arrr, Will Howard be pointin' fingers at them Michigan scallywags for makin' a grand fuss over his combine antics!
2025-03-30
Arrr, me hearties! Will Howard, once a swashbucklin' quarterback from Ohio State, be jabberin' 'bout his combine feats, claimin' the Michigan sea dogs be blowin' hot air 'bout his skills! Aye, let 'em bicker whilst we hoist the sails and plunder the seas!
Avast ye hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of one Will Howard, a gallant quarterback from the grand Ohio State Buckeyes! This scallywag set his sights on the treasure of the NFL draft, but alas, the winds turned foul at the scouting combine, with some of his throws bein’ as questionable as a pirate's map!Fear not, for our brave lad did rise from the depths at the Ohio State Pro Day, puttin’ on a show fit for Davy Jones himself! Though he may not be the first pick of the treasure chest, there be teams a-lookin’ to snatch him up in the later rounds, like a ship in need of a crew!
Will beamed with confidence, castin’ blame upon the pesky Michigan Wolverines fans for stirrin’ the pot over his missed throws, sayin’, “I did well, mateys! It be them scallywags blowin’ things out of proportion!” He swore by his comfort in familiar waters, and even a fellow buccaneer, Shedeur Sanders, defended him like a trusty first mate!
With a season of glory under his belt, 4,010 yards and 35 touchdowns, our lad Howard be ready to sail into the NFL seas. So hoist the sails and let the winds of fortune guide him to glory! Yarrr!