Arrr! Notre Dame's captain of hoops be spoutin' fiery words to defend his crew after another foul defeat!
2025-02-17
Arrr, me hearties! Coach Micah Shrewsberry be raisin' a ruckus like a stormy sea after his lads fell to them pesky Cardinals! He be defendin' his crew with the fury of a cannon blast, swearin' they be tougher than a barnacle on a ship's hull! Avast!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ Coach Micah Shrewsberry, the brave captain of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish crew. After takin’ a hearty whippin’ from the Louisville Cardinals—by a score of 75 to 60—our noble coach be raisin’ his voice like a stormy sea, defendin’ his scallywags.“Arrr!” he proclaimed, “I see many a landlubber hurlin’ their opinions like cannonballs at me! If ye think I’m a rotten captain, so be it! But don’t ye dare abandon me lads!” Shrewsberry be swearin’ on the Jolly Roger he won’t let his crew sink with despair, despite their record bein’ as grim as the Black Spot!
With a heart full o' fire, he declared, “I be turnin’ this vessel around, aye! If ye’ve given up on this crew, then stay ashore!” He promised the fans that he’d steer the ship back on course, even if the treasure of tournament glory be lookin’ as distant as the horizon. And so, our coach, a true pirate of the hardwood, sails on with a fierce determination that would make any buccaneer proud!
Let’s raise a tankard to Coach Shrewsberry, for he be a captain who won’t go down with his ship without a fight!