"Arrr! Angel Reese be sayin’, ‘Ye call that a bounty fer crashin’ me ship? Blimey, what a pittance!’"
2025-02-20
Avast, me hearties! Delta flight 4819, laden with 76 scallywags, took a rollickin' tumble after touchin' down in Toronto! The fine airline, in a jolly twist, be tossin' each matey a chest of 30,000 doubloons! What a merry way to land, eh? Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most peculiar! A band of 76 brave souls set sail aboard the ill-fated Delta Air Lines Flight 4819, only to find themselves hangin' upside down like a fresh catch o' fish upon landin' in the fair city of Toronto. Aye, the cursed contraption flipped 'n rolled, but miraculously, all aboard made it through the stormy seas of fate!With the mighty crew of four, every soul survived the ordeal, though 21 of 'em needed a wee bit of patchin' up at the local infirmary, yet all be free to roam once more. Now, Delta be offerin' each passenger a bounty of $30,000, but the famous WNBA lass, Angel Reese, be raisin' a ruckus, cryin', "Wait, that's it? YEAH NO!" Aye, her words echoed through the taverns of social media, demandin' the airline to shell out more doubloons for the trouble.
If all ye passengers take the offer, Delta be lookin' at a $2.3 million payout—no strings attached, or so they claim! Yet, how the gold be distributed remains a mystery fit for a treasure map. This calamity be but one in a string of misfortunes in the skies, where even Black Hawks clash with commercial planes! So, hold fast, me hearties, for the seas of aviation be treacherous indeed!