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Arrr! Penn State be thrashin’ Boise State, sailin’ to the CFP semifinals! Ashton Jeanty, matey, missed the gold doubloons of records!

2025-01-01

Avast, me hearties! The Penn State Nittany Lions be but a single triumph away from plunderin’ the national championship, after they gave them Boise State scallywags a right proper thrashin' on New Year's Eve! Raise the rum and let the celebrations begin, arrr!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the gridiron seas! The mighty crew of the Penn State Nittany Lions be settin' sail fer glory, as they be but a single win away from the grandest ball of 'em all!

In a clash with those landlubbers, the Boise State Broncos, the Lions roared to a triumphant 31-14 victory in the Fiesta Bowl on the last eve of the year! Aye, they started hot, blockin' a field goal and turnin' it into a touchdown quicker than a jackrabbit on a sugar high!

Drew Allar, the captain of this fine ship, found his matey Omari Evans for a long touchdown, givin' them a lead of 14-0 faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Though the Broncos managed to score, those Lions were not to be outdone! They unleashed a mighty 11-play drive, with Allar hittin' Tyler Warren for another treasure of a touchdown!

As the clock ticked down, Nicholas Singleton dashed away with a 58-yard touchdown, puttin' the final nail in the Broncos’ coffin. And let it be known, the Heisman runner-up, Ashton Jeanty, couldn’t plunder as he wished, with his lowest total of the season. Now, they be awaitin' the victor of the battle between Georgia and Notre Dame for a chance at the championship! Arrr, full sails ahead!

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