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Arrr! Ohio State lass Cotie McMahon be givin' the devil's two-finger salute to the crowd in a fierce fracas!

2025-03-03

Arrr, matey! In a tempest o' vexation, the fair Cotie McMahon, star of the Ohio State lassies' b-ball crew, did raise not one but two middle fingers to the sky, cursing her fate as her ship sank against the Maryland Terrapins on that fateful Sunday! Aye, what a sight!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round fer a tale from yon court where the fair lass Cotie McMahon, of the Ohio State Buckeyes, did find herself in a spot o' bother! During a fierce clash with them Maryland Terrapins, the swashbucklin' lass threw caution to the wind and flashed a pair o' middle fingers towards the raucous fans. Aye, she be sittin' on the bench, but her temper flared like a cannon in a storm!

The cause o' her mutinous gesture be a mystery, though whispers spoke o' the Maryland students chantin' a tune most vexin' when McMahon fouled out late in the brawl. The Terrapins, with their cunning ways, managed to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, claimin' a hard-fought 93-90 win after a fierce overtime skirmish!

Now, McMahon, with her skillful might, did score 18 points and snagged five rebounds in her 30 minutes o' play, a true treasure for her crew. Hailing from the fair state of Ohio, she be a rising star, named the Big Ten Freshman of the Year and an All-American Honorable Mention. With a fine season record of 24-5, the Buckeyes be ready to set sail for the NCAA Tournament soon!

So, hoist the flags and prepare the cheers, for this young lass be a force to reckon with on the high seas of basketball!

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