"Arrr, Patrick's mum be usin' two words fer her White House adventure: ‘Not again!’ Ha-ha! Pirates don’t mind the politics!"
2025-04-06
Arrr! Randi Mahomes, the matron of young Patrick, the quarterback scourge o' Kansas City, set sail fer the White House, makin' merry with Captain Trump! What a jolly rendezvous 'twixt a pirate's mother and a landlubber leader! Savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout Randi Mahomes, the fierce matron of the Kansas City Chiefs’ gallant quarterback, Patrick! This fine lass made her way to the grand White House, and by thunder, her two words were as precious as gold: "Priceless visit!" she declared, snap in hand, along with her wee daughter, Mia, as they strode through them mighty doors!But hark! Randi be more than just a proud mum; she be a hearty supporter of Captain Trump during his campaign, sportin’ a "Make America Great Again" hat at a Chiefs game, shoutin’ her allegiance loud and clear! As she chatted with Fox News, she mused on how grand it be for a president to support America’s finest sport. Aye, she thinks it be right nifty indeed!
Just last month, the Donald himself praised Randi and her daughter-in-law, Brittany, callin’ them loyal and delightful as a fine parrot on his shoulder! Alas, the Chiefs faced defeat against the Eagles in Super Bowl LIX, but worry not, for they still be invited to the White House to celebrate their past glories! Yarrr, what a tale full of cheer and folly on the high seas of sports! Arrr!