The Booty Report

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Arrr! Patrick Mahomes, with a sprained ankle, sails his ship to triumph 'gainst the Texans, like a true sea dog!

2024-12-21

Arrr, matey! Our brave Patrick Mahomes, with a twisted ankle like a scallywag's leg in a storm, did duel the Houston Texans, claimin' victory with a hearty 27-19! Now, the Chiefs be but a treasure map away from a first-round bye, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the valiant Patrick Mahomes, a fierce captain of the Kansas City ship, who be undefeated against the treacherous foe known as ankle injuries!

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