Arrr! The Eagles be jumpin' aboard Trump’s ship after winnin' the Super Bowl, says the official parrot!
2025-03-10
Arrr, me hearties! The feathered Eagles, bless their pluck, be havin' a jolly ol' time acceptin' the call of Captain Trump! They be settin' sail for the White House to toast their grand victory o' Super Bowl LIX! Aye, let the rum flow and the parrots squawk!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of the fierce Philadelphia Eagles, who’ve hoisted the Super Bowl LIX booty from the Kansas City Chiefs! By the orders of President Donald Trump, these gallant seafarers shall sail to the White House for a grand celebration of their triumph. Aye, the invite be sent, and the crew be keen to accept, as verified by a scallywag from the White House!Now, ye might recall a time when the Eagles spurned the invite in 2018, causin' quite the ruckus. But no such ruckus this time, for the president himself declared, "They’re comin' here! Philadelphia be on its way!" Aye, they be makin' plans as we speak, figurein' out the best day to feast and frolic with the commander-in-chief.
One bold captain, Lane Johnson, declared he'd be honored to step aboard the White House galley, though it be a decision for the whole crew. Seven years past, there was a stormy sea of controversy, but now they be ready to celebrate their glorious victory, hand on heart, as good pirates should!
So, hoist the flags and prepare the rum, for a merry time be awaitin' the Eagles and their newfound matey in the White House! Yarrr!