Arrr, Jimmy Haslam be dodgin' Myles Garrett like a scallywag avoidin' a kraken after a trade squabble!
2025-03-07
Arrr, matey! Jimmy Haslam, the cap'n of the Browns ship, be shunning a parley with his star defender, Myles Garrett, who be wantin’ to set sail to greener pastures! The tale be spun by the NFL sea-folk, aye! What a jolly jest on the high seas of football!
Avast ye hearties! A right ruckus be brewin’ 'twixt the mighty Myles Garrett, a six-time Pro Bowler, and the Cleveland Browns, as whispers spread of a crucial parley that never set sail! Last month, our star defender declared he fancied a trade, seekin' to join a crew more likely to hoist the championship banner than a shipwrecked vessel.He called upon the ol' captain of the Browns, Jimmy Haslam, but alas, that request was met with a hearty rejection! Haslam pointed him towards the general manager, Andrew Barry, as if to say, "Not my ship, matey!" Garrett, with dreams of glory, be yearnin' to plunder the Lombardi trophy rather than paddle in mediocrity. "Me heart beats for championships, not just for Cleveland!" he bellowed, makin’ it clear they weren’t sailin’ in the same direction.
With the Browns comin' off a lamentable 3-14 season, and their quarterback Deshaun Watson mired in misfortune, Garrett’s frustrations be understandable. Yet, the higher-ups insist he’s a vital piece of their treasure map, givin' him two more years on his contract. Will he find a new ship, or be stuck in Cleveland’s turbulent seas? Only time will reveal the fate of this salty saga!