Arrr! A Canadian lass’ quest fer the hoop has sunk faster than a ship in a storm, savvy?
2025-03-12
Arrr, me hearties! The lassies o' Vancouver Island University be walkin' the plank in the national tourney on Wednesday! Their quest for glory be drowned in a sea o' controversy over a fair matey with a twist! Aye, what a ruckus on the court, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! The fair lassies of Vancouver Island University found themselves walkin’ the plank in the first round of the Canadian Collegiate Athletic Association tournament, fallin’ to the crew of Mohawk College. Aye, this loss be markin’ the end of a tumultuous journey, fraught with squabbles ‘gainst the rival Columbia Bible College over their talented player, Harriette Mackenzie, who be a fierce force on the court!With 20 points and 17 rebounds on her back, Mackenzie be the shining star, whilst the rest of her crew barely made a ripple in the stats. Yet, alas, moments after the defeat, her Instagram account vanished faster than a ship in the night! Rumors flew about the squabbles between teams since a fierce game in October when accusations and alliances turned the court into a battleground.
The CBC crew, led by their captain Claggett, be claimin’ the statements made by Mackenzie were as wild as a drunken sailor! A formal complaint was lodged by VIU, accusin’ the CBC of intimidation. The squabble even led to suspensions and penalties, makin’ the whole affair a grand spectacle of high-seas drama. So, hoist the sails, for this tale be far from over, with Mackenzie holdin’ the chance to return for another round next season! Arrr!