Arrr, Captain Jerry Jones be sayin’ he dines on raccoons and squirrels—fer dinner, not fer pets, savvy?
2024-12-17
Arrr, me hearties! Jerry Jones, the loudmouthed captain of the Dallas Cowboys ship, be spillin' the beans on his fine feasts! Aye, he’s regaled us with tales of critters from the sea and land he’s savored. Savvy? A true buccaneer o’ the banquet, that one!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the jolly old Jerry Jones, the grand captain of the Dallas Cowboys ship, who be often found blabberin' into a shiny contraption they call a microphone. This swashbucklin' billionaire ain't just talkin' football; nay, he delves into the fine delicacies of the land! Arrr!