Arrr! A ruckus erupted 'bout pronouns in court, like squabblin' scallywags over treasure maps!
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! The first 45 ticks o’ the clock be spent arguin' ‘bout what to call each other and who be who, instead o’ battlin' on the court! Aye, 'tis a fine mess when a sportin' showdown turns into a wordy scallywag's parley!
Ahoy, mateys! Who'd a-thought such a simple matter would drag on longer than a sea voyage on a calm day? A legal shindig unfolded in Colorado 'bout San Jose State's volleyball crew and a trans matey named Blaire Fleming. But lo! Before the court could get its sails up, a mighty squabble erupted over what pronouns to be usin' for the lass!Judge Kato Crews, appointed by the captain Biden himself, took a whole 45 minutes arguin' whether to use she/her for our dear Fleming. After much hullabaloo, he declared she/her it be, but others be free to hoist whatever flags they fancied. Talk about a tempest in a teacup!
As the judge reasoned, this court be not insensitively unmindful of privacy, yet the defendants acknowledged there be a transgender athlete on board. With pronoun policies bein' tied to legal hullabaloo in these waters, it seems we be settin' sail for uncharted territories!
So here we be, in the midst of a grand kerfuffle over pronouns while the volleyball tournament draws nigh. Will San Jose State prevail, or will the court's final reckoning leave them adrift? Only time will tell, me hearties! Arrr!