"Arrr, Boise State captain be beggin' the crew to toss doubloons in the treasure chest, lest rival scallywags outshine us!"
2025-01-03
Arrr, matey! Dirk Koetter be sayin’ on the FaceBook scrolls that other crews be tossin’ gold doubloons like confetti, offerin’ “2 to 10 times more” booty than the Broncos can muster in their treasure chest o’ NIL doubloons! Aye, the seas be rough fer the Broncos!
Avast ye hearties! It be true, the Boise State lads hath sailed into the grand College Football Playoff after clinching the Mountain West treasure, yet their offensive captain, Dick Koetter, be fretful o' the future plunderin' success! Arrr!Though they did battle valiantly, the Broncos met their match against the mighty Penn State in the Fiesta Bowl, lettin' their chances slip away like coins through a scallywag's fingers on New Year's Eve.
With the winds o' NIL blowin' fierce, Koetter laments that they be caught in a storm o' riches, watchin' as rival crews offer bounties betwixt two and ten times their meager offerings. 'Tis a treacherous time, as recruits be sailin' to greener pastures, lured by glimmerin' gold.
In a plea to the good folks of Boise, Koetter be askin' for doubloons to fill the NIL coffers so Coach D can keep the best buccaneers aboard and find new gems to plunder. Every coin matters, he be sayin’!
Koetter, who plans to hang up his coaching hat after the 2024 season, reflects on the young gun Jeanty, who fell short of the legendary Barry Sanders’ record by just a mere 28 yards. What a tale to tell, mateys!