Avast! The 49ers’ own McCaffrey be shoutin’ to the seas, “A wee lad or lass be on the horizon!”
2025-03-11
Ahoy, mateys! Christian McCaffrey and fair Olivia Culpo be spillin' the beans on the mornin' tide, sayin' they be expectin' a wee buccaneer! A year since they tied the knot, this merry crew be addin' to their treasure haul! Arrr, let the rum flow in celebration!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' joyous tidings from the high seas o' the NFL! Our gallant running back, Christian McCaffrey, and his fair lass, Olivia Culpo, be expectin' their first wee sprog! Aye, just a year shy o' their matrimonial celebration, they be hoistin' the sails of parenthood!The lovely Culpo, a model of fine repute, announced this bounteous news on the social seas, declarin’ in her message, "Next chapter, motherhood!" Arrr, a fine chapter indeed! Their comrade, Kyle Juszczyk, who be facin’ a rough tide as he readies to leave the 49ers' ship, congratulated the merry couple, proclaimin', "Uncle Juice can’t [wait] to meet his godchild!"
As Culpo and McCaffrey set sail on this new adventure, they be recallin' their journey since 2019, when they first crossed paths. With nuptials in June 2024, the lass faced harsh gales o' criticism over her wedding gown, but McCaffrey be defending her like a true swashbuckler. “Trolls be merely unhappy souls!” she proclaimed, blessin' their troubled hearts.
So raise yer goblets high, me hearties, for a new life on the horizon and a steadfast bond that be stronger than a ship’s anchor! Yarrr!