Arrr! Maine be sayin’ Trump’s crew be wrong ‘bout lettin’ lasses play with lads in the sportin’ world!
2025-03-18
Arrr, the Maine Principals’ Association be speakin’ up like a parrot on a treasure chest! They be sayin’ the DHHS be wrong for lettin’ trans mateys play with the lasses in sports, claimin’ they be breakin’ the sacred code of Title IX! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Avast ye landlubbers! A ruckus be brewin’ in the fair waters of Maine, where the Department of Health and Human Services, under the command of Captain Donald Trump, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger high against the Maine Principals’ Association and Greely High School for breachin’ Title IX! They be sayin’ that the fair ladies of the sports realm be havin’ their ranks sullied by biological lads joinin’ in their games, contravenin’ Trump’s decree!Aye, the MPA rebuked the claim, proclaimin’ their policy aligns with the Maine Human Rights Act, givin’ rights to all sailors to play with the crew that matches their identity. They be arguin’ that since most of their treasure comes from ticket sales and not the King's coffers, the feds can’t lay claim to Title IX over 'em!
In the heat of battle, the HHS be givin’ the state a mere ten days to make peace, or risk the U.S. Department of Justice settin’ sail with their wrath! The Governor of Maine, fierce as a tempest, threatened countermeasures against the federal pirates if they dared to withhold the coins of the realm!
As the debate brews like a fine grog, the MPA calls for a fair and hearty discussion in the legislature, hopin’ all hands will keep their squabbles civil and let the young ones play without bein’ singled out! Yarrr, it be a sight to behold on these treacherous seas of political sportin’!