Arrr, matey! Devers be startin’ the season like a landlubber—history’s not takin’ kindly to that scallywag!
2025-03-31
Arrr, matey! The Red Sox be settin' sail on a stormy sea, with nary a treasure in sight! That scallywag Devers be swingin' like a landlubber, strikin' out more than a drunken sailor at the tavern! Aye, ‘tis a right troublesome voyage indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! As we sail just a wee bit off the shores of MLB's 2025 Opening Day, there be rumblings o' concern 'bout the infamous Rafael Devers of the Boston Red Sox. This scallywag be havin' twelve chances to swing his mighty bat in the first three games, yet alas, not a single hit did he muster! Instead, he struck out ten times, makin' history for all the wrong reasons, like a cursed ship lost at sea!Ye see, mateys, this be an unprecedented strikeout rate, the likes of which no other buccaneer in the league has seen in the first three games of any season! The Red Sox crew, led by their captain Alex Cora, had a tiff with Devers ‘bout his duties at third base, but lo and behold, he be locked in as the designated hitter. Aye, the season got off to a fair start with a victory over the Texas Rangers, but soon the winds turned, and the Red Sox found themselves sinking, droppin’ their next three battles like cannonballs into the briny deep!
With a treasure trove contract worth $313.5 million, expectations be high for this lad. Last season, he sent 28 cannonballs over the fence, sportin' a .272 average. Let’s hope this pirate finds his sea legs before the seas get too choppy!